After his brief but unremarkable sprint on Pye Records, Bowie signed with Deram Records. Thatβs not a typo of βdreamβ as I had assumed for years, they were really called βDeram.β The company was a subsidiary of Decca, who Bowie had auditioned for in previous incarnations.
He issued two singles with Deram prior to releasing his first full-length effort, then added some trailing work before being dropped and signed to MercuryΒ to release anotherΒ self-titled LP, later renamed toΒ Space Oddity.
As a note, Iβm using both Wikipedia and the book The Complete David Bowie to guide my chronological listening.
βRubber Bandβ b/w βLondon Boysβ
Promotional bio from the βRubber Bandβ single. Click to view on the source site, bowie-singles.com
This was one of the first handful of records released on Deram, a close follow-up to Cat Stevens performingΒ βI Love My Dogβ/βPortobello Roadβ (bet you donβt know those two, either). They can be found on the second disc ofΒ David Bowie (Deluxe Edition).
Along with the βBowieβ name and the new record contract, there are a few other signs of future Bowie-ness on this A-Side. The voice is there, the low baritone straight off of βRockβnβRoll Suicide.β Also, while this is still technically a sappy love song, the shift of focus from the girl to a related group that Bowie directly addresses telegraphs a future style to which heβd return frequently.
Rubber band
In 1910 I was so handsome and so strong
My moustache was stiffly waxed and one foot long
And I loved a girl while you played teatime tunesDear Rubber band, youβre playing my tunes out of tune, oh
Rubber band, Wonβt you play a haunting theme again to me
While I eat my scones and drink my cup of tea
Granted, this is all accompanied by βoom-pahβ brass band accompaniment, maybe connected with Bowieβs frequent covering of βChim-Chim Cher-eeβ from Mary Poppins? Who knows. Yet, focusing on the steely, controlled vocal you can easily imagine this as a much later Bowie cut. Maybe less brass, minor keyβ¦ can you feel it?
B-Side βLondon BoysβΒ masquerades as male retreadΒ of Petula Clarkβs 1965 hit βDowntown,βΒ and yetβ¦
You take the pills too much
You donβt give a damn about that jobs youβve got
So long as youβre with the London boysA London boy, oh a London boy
Your flashy clothes are your pride and joy
β¦there is the subtle genius of this song. It sounds like it could be about a girl being seduced by London Boys, but itβs actually about becomingΒ one of the boys. And, letβs be honest here: the seduction angle is still there. Was Bowie beginning to find ways to thread themes of his bisexuality into his work even at this early point?
βThe Laughing Gnomeβ b/w βThe Gospel According to Tony Dayβ
Thereβs something to be said for having the low-point of your fifty-year career during your third year in the business. This song is the worst. The literal worst. There is no worse song in Bowieβs entire catalog and, trust me, I know Iβm going to be listening to some clunkers here and there.
Iβll try to type this with a straight face: This is a song is a novelty single about David Bowie befriending a mischievous gnome.
I was walking down the high street
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a little old man (Hello)
In scarlet and grey, shuffling away (laughter)
The parentheticals are lyrics delivered by the gnome. The little scamp loves making puns.
βHere, where do you come from? β
(Gnome-manβs land, ha-hehehe!)
Andβ¦
Here, whatβs that clicking noise?
(Thatβs fred, heβs a βmetrognome,β ha-ha!)
Then, Bowie gets into the game:
βDidnβt they teach you to get your hair cut at school? You look like a rolling gnome.β
(No, not at the London School of Ecognomics!)
David Bowieβs career is even more amazing considering this was his first ignominious (HEY-OH!) flirtation with wider attention.Β In Bowieβs scant defense, Iβll at least point out that The Chipmunks predated this by a decade as a novelty record. Actually, thatβs not a very good defense, is it?Β At least he avoided rhyming βtellyβ with βbelly.βΒ AtΒ best, this single places his songwriting focus firmly in the mode of the fantastical for the first time.
B-Side βThe Gospel According to Tony Dayβ is also weird, but in a different way. Itβs essentially just a rhyming game, or perhaps a drinking song. Bowie sings the name of someone repeatedly, and then delivers a punchline:
The Gospel According to Tony Day (x3)
If I find a girl heβll take her away
Rotten Tony!
The weird part is that the song is not merry in the least. It sounds a bit slinking and sinister with a low, booming sax and stings of electric guitar. I expected the subject matter to be darker and was surprised to read the rather plain lyrics. Perhaps that is because Bowie has come into his full, mature voice here β you would instantly recognize him as the singer of any song fromΒ Ziggy Stardust.Β Combined with the ominous music, you expect something more dire.
I feel like both of these songs, taken with the prior single, act as points of triangulation towardsΒ Hunky Dory β but, Iβll get to that in a few more posts!Β They are both included on the second disc ofΒ David Bowie (Deluxe Edition), despite not appearing on the album.
David Bowie, released June 1, 1967
David Bowieβs three years of hard work and seemingly constant failure paid off in the release of his first LP of original songs on Deram. Unfortunately, it was another failure and lead him to be dropped from the label the following year.
This album cannot really be compared to any other LP in Bowieβs career.Β It was easy-going British chamber-folk that has more in common with The Monkees than with The Beatles. Even if youβre tempted to compare itΒ toΒ βThe Benefit of Mr. Kite,β consider thatΒ Sgt. Pepperβs Lonely Heartβs Club Band was released on the same day as this record!
That makes for a useful tent-stake for comparison β Bowie released this frippery on the same dayΒ The Beatles released one of the most significant works in the history of popular music.Β The entire record is insubstantial β snapshots of the big city life flowing around a shiftless narrator. Yet, the nascent young Duke already has his sights fixated on the underbelly of these magical moments. The record is filled with disappointed go-go girls and their heartbroken small-town loves (βMaid of Bond Streetβ), children whoβve set fields afire (βThere Is a Happy Landβ) sad andΒ incapableΒ adults on the dole (βUncle Arthur,β who βstill reads comics β¦ follows Batmanβ), and the occasional child-murderer (the less said about βPlease Mr. Gravedigger,β the better).
This sort of baroque pop needs something more ornate in its arrangement to become fixed in your brain, but all these arrangements feel too thin by half. βLove You Till Tuesdayβ is a grand example. After a charming xylophone and horn riff opensΒ song like a segment of Laugh-In,Β the band all-but disappears, leaving a scampering vocal from Bowie to fend for itself. It could be a catchy little go-go song β thereβs really nothing wrong with it (aside from the image of Bowie grinning wide and fake as he delivers the inane lyrics), but thereβs nothing to it to get your skirts and bellbottoms snagged on.
You begin to get the feeling that all of the attention and budget went into the first four bars of every song, and after that Bowie was left to his own devices. βSell Me a Coatβ comes closest to being anthemic of the entire LP with itβs easy-to-chant chorus, yet it is unmemorable. The same is true for βWhen I Live My Dream,β which would achieve Disney-ballad payload if it was more substantial.Β Bowie manages to work himself into a sobbing froth on a new arrangement of βRubber Bandβ (even getting off a trademark βoh yeah!β in the background), but the sad trudge of the brass band does him no service.
βSilly Boy Blue,β one of the most overtly weird and forward-looking of the songs, is similarly sparse. Is it a torch song for the Dalai Lama?
You wish and wish, and wish again
Youβve tried so hard to fly
Youβll never leave your body now
Youβve got to wait to die
La la la la la la la la la la
Silly boy blue, silly boy blue
Child of the Tibet, youβre a gift from the sun
Reincarnation of one better man
The homeward road is long
Youβve left your prayers and song
Silly boy blue, silly boy blue
In hindsight, can we attribute a pied-piperβs intent to Bowie? It could be that he is drawing the children close now to expand their mind later. There are a few examples, the clearest being βJoin The Gang,β which paints a manic picture of a bunch of drugged up hipsters crashing to party to party on sheer inertia. Despite warning us, βYou wonβt feel so good now that youβve joined the gang,β it all sounds quite mad and gay.
Then, there isΒ is the frighteningΒ βWe Are Hungry Men,β with Bowieβs narration taking on the role of a despotic cannibal ruler whose support of suffrage and reproductive rights are only meant to tighten his iron fist control of society. You can imagine this as an early output of a fascination with dystopia, before Bowie realized the appeal was in writing from the role of the revolutionary rather than the ruler. (Unless, of course, weβre talking about the fashion police.)
You can follow the same thread to βLittle Bombadier,β a doting man (perhaps the same as βUncle Arthurβ) whose spoiling of children is seen as sinister by those despotic iron fisters and Mr. Grown-ups out to ruinΒ everyoneβs fun. Itβs a terrible song, but thereβs a clear through-line from here to βStarmanβ β you can easily insert his, βLet the children use it, let the children use it, all the children boogieβ refrain.
If there is one song on this effort that most telegraphs the Bowie to come, it is surely βSheβs Got Medals.β Itβs the only song on the disc to approximate the madcap energy of Jagger, though Bowie has scant resources to achieve it with his neutered band. More significantly, itβs a prototype of βQueen Bitchβ that begins Bowieβs exploration of gender dysphoria:
Her mother called her Mary, she changed her name to Tommy,Β sheβs a one, oh
She went and joined the army, passed the medical, donβt ask me how itβs done
They sent her to the front line
Fighting for her countryβs name
Sheβs got medals
She got very tired of picking up girls
Cleaning her gun and shaving her curls
She got very tired of picking up girls
Cleaning her gun and shaving her curls
Then the enemy dropped a bomb
Survivors there were none
Despite some hints of weightier themes, there is not much to say for the treacly folk of David Bowieβs debut. Luckily, it was adept enough to earn himΒ some notice β he managed to garner some appearances on the BBC. More on that below.
βLove You βTil Tuesdayβ b/w βDid You Ever Have a Dreamβ
The single version of βLove You βTil Tuesdayβ is considerably more dressed-up than the album-cut, adorned with strings in place of its twinkling xylophone and with a barrelhouse piano tucked deep in the mix. On the whole, the song comes off as more romantic than manic, though it doesnβt take away from the awkwardness of Bowie crooning βDonβt be afraid itβs only me, hoping for a little romanceβ and then giggling madly.
Prepare yourselves β I have video evidence:
B-Side βDid You Ever Have a Dreamβ is pure adolescent fantasy β literally! The lyrics are about dreaming about traveling the world as a polygot superman even while youβre rooted in one place. Itβs childish, even compared to the rest of the LP.
Other Deram Material
Bowie cut a single version of his Disney-worthy βWhen I Live My Dream.β The more plaintive album version has a vocal more suited to a cartoon prince, but the broken chord piano of the single version is more in line with other hits of the era.
βLet Me Sleep Beside Youβ is the first essential recording of Bowieβs career. Itβs a stunner β itβs hard to believe any record company would decline to release it (reportedly, the βsleepβ bit was considered risquΓ©!). The songΒ sounds entirely rockβnβroll and contemporary, which can be attributed to it being the first collaboration between Bowie and his longtime producerΒ Tony Visconti. A more complex rhythm section and oo-ing harmonies underscore the descending melody of the title, which is followed by a groovy wah-infused guitar riff.
Yet, even as an acoustic demo the song would stand out for the mature, nuanced lyrics:
Baby, baby, brush the dust of youth from your shoulder
Because the years of fretting days are right behind you now
Donβt return to fields of green where rainbow secrets were told
Place your ragged doll with all the toys and things and deeds
I will show you a game where the winner never winsLet your hair hang down, wear the dress your mother wore
Let me sleep beside you
Bowie welcomes his lover to bed as a peer with the intimation is heβs telling her to grow up, but threaded through the lyrics we see itβs him who is feeling suddenly mature and worthy of a loverβs touch.
βKarma Manβ was recorded in the same session, but it doesnβt have the same pedigree. It pays lip service to the public fascination with eastern mysticism, but Bowie was getting these influences second-hand and the best lyric he can muster is, βHeβs clogged and clothed in saffron robes.β
βLondon By Ta-Taβ was another intended single penned toward the end of Bowieβs doomed Deram contract. This song gets everything right thatβs wrong on his album. Itβs got the urban obsession and the hippy swing, but itβs also ornate. It even has a little bluesy flourish beneath the βI loved herβ refrain that will feel instantly familiar to glam-era fans.
Yet, my true favorite of this period is the βIn The Heat of the Morning.β Again, adding a budding sexuality and a bluesier bass to these compositions makes a world of difference. Bowieβs painedΒ delivery of the chorus aboveΒ quivering strings is the essence of desire:
No man loved like I love you
Wouldnβt you like to love me too
In the heat of the morning
In the shadow Iβll clip your wings
And Iβll tell you I love you
In the heat of the morning
(Iβve always thought that lyric was βIn the shadow of the doorway,β which isΒ so much better.)
Weβll leave aside any comments on βWhen Iβm Five,β as the title says all you need to know. No, wait, I have to add something: βWhen Iβve five Iβll jump in puddles, laugh in church, and marry my mum.β Itβs roughly at the level of the LP material and not the more mature work that follows. βChing-A-Lingβ is sung by a rotating line-up of vocalists, intended for a potential Bowie-starring Mamas-and-the-Papas style vocal group. Thank goodness that fell through! The same gang added overpowering vocals to a recut of βSell Me a Coatβ β it was better without them.
As a note, I prefer the mono mixes of all of these songs when available, as they have a more gestalt period sound.
Live Material in the Deram Era
Bowie performed his first BCC session on December 18, 1967, which was broadcast a week later on Christmas eve. It was mostly composed of debut album tracks, including a go at βLove You Till Tuesdayβ with the studio orchestra consistent with the single version. βWhen I Love My Dreamβ is still more like the dull LP cut than the aborted single mix, but the live version of βSilly Boy Blueβ gets across the gray skies mood of the song much better than the studio cut. This session also carries a sedate early version of βIn The Heat of the Morningβ with different lyrics. Itβs a fascinating artifact, but not worthy compared to the later version.
On the whole, the session is much more compelling than the album. PerΒ The Complete David Bowie, he wasΒ coerced to perform βLittle Bombadierβ by the host. Apparently, his self-preservation instincts were still developing. You can find this lost session, and other songs omitted from theΒ Beeb box set, Secrets Of my Lost YearsΒ bootlegΒ (the sound quality is on par with the official release).
Bowie returned on May 13, 1968 for a set of his post-LP songs. This session leads off his fantasticΒ Bowie at the Beeb box set with a simmering version of βIn The Heat of the Morning.β I prefer this one slightly to the studio cut for the faster tempo, piercing organ, and Bowieβs more mature vocal. Thereβs also a charming version of βLondon By Ta Taβ marked by a double-tracked and chorused vocal on the refrains,Β anΒ energetic run at βKarma Man,β and another fantastically yearning βSilly Boy Blueβ with cello doubling the vocal. (The officialΒ BBC collection wisely leaves off βWhen Iβm Five.β)
There are live versions of βPenny Laneβ and βA Little Bit Me, A Little Bit Youβ in this era sometimes attributed to Bowie, but I donβt know that I believe it (neither doesΒ The Complete David Bowie). The vocal is a bit too uncharacteristic, even if you picture Bowie trying to deliver a clean, work-for-hire performance.
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As Bowie retreated from the nonsense of βThe Laughing Gnomeβ with a string of remarkable and mature intended singles, little did he know his major breakthrough would be on another sort of novelty song! Thatβs right, next time Iβll be listening to the one and only βSpace Oddityβ!
byΒ CRUSHING KRISIS



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